When Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall off the wall and all the king?s men couldn?t put him back together, do you know what he was doing on the wall? He was looking at all the awesome Womens Soccer Shorts on display by Sergio and the lads from the Batcave!
This particular pink force and electro orange Nike E4 Womens Shorts had caught his eyes and he was wondering what it would cost to buy his girlfriend some! This knit short utilizes Dri-Fit moisture-wicking technology and a brief to guarantee superior comfort. The body is 100% polyester warp knit mesh while the side panels are 100% polyester basic interlock. Simply put, these are some of the most comfortable and durable shorts you can buy. They are so awesome that poor Humpty lost all his bearings upon sighting them!
If Humpty Dumpty can appreciate some awesome gear so should you! Get your pair today!
Not stoked on your gear? No problem because we have Lifetime Returns. Please DO NOT wear/use the item and try to return it as new. If you do this monkeys with wings will show up at your front door. It's weird.
SoccerPro ships with 99.975% accuracy. Tested over 4,000 orders. We applied for the Guinness Book of World Records...haven't heard back yet. We're pretty sure it's a slam though.
Any item marked as clearance isn't eligible for a return, unless it's defective. I'm arguing with the boss man on this one (I feel your pain). Threw a rotten tomato at his head...direct hit. He still wouldn't budge.