The chase for lasted long...Sergio scampered into the lead to start with and then added more and more to the gap as he obliterated Big Steve in the 100m dash. The squirrel absolutely crushed the human but it didn?t come as a surprise to anyone but Big Steve...You ask, what would have possessed someone that big and obviously not that fast to race a lithe, rapidly quick squirrel? Well, the winner was going to get this Nike Legend Soccer Tee as a gift...and so big Steve decided he?d try. And he failed.
This orion blue Nike Soccer Shirt features a center, front graphic of "Soccer" and the Nike Swoosh trademark design printed above it. Made of 100% polyester plain jersey, this T-shirt is extremely comfortable and perfect for hanging out in. Yet it is still fashionable enough to wear at any time! It weighs only 198g so it is pretty light!
You don?t have to race a squirrel to get this shirt, just head to the checkout counter and do it pain-free. Don?t thank us, we got to see Big Steve suffer and wouldn?t wish that on anyone...get yours now!
Not stoked on your gear? No problem because we have Lifetime Returns. Please DO NOT wear/use the item and try to return it as new. If you do this monkeys with wings will show up at your front door. It's weird.
SoccerPro ships with 99.975% accuracy. Tested over 4,000 orders. We applied for the Guinness Book of World Records...haven't heard back yet. We're pretty sure it's a slam though.
Any item marked as clearance isn't eligible for a return, unless it's defective. I'm arguing with the boss man on this one (I feel your pain). Threw a rotten tomato at his head...direct hit. He still wouldn't budge.