Few people know that Real Madrid?s Kaka actually can speak fifteen different languages, including Klingon. Even fewer people know that Kaka is actually the current world champion Macarena dancer. The Brazilian star is so taken with the 90?s earworm that he actually plays the song on repeat before every match that he plays in. Some have attributed his focus on the ball and his fantastic career to this odd tradition, but we think that there is far more to the Brazilian than his absolutely horrid taste in music.
In order to try and prevent the song from getting lodged in your head for the new few months, go ahead and avoid Kaka?s pre-match routine and just snag his 2013/14 adidas Real Madrid Kaka Away Jersey! A simple blue number will definitely look great as you dominate on the pitch or go through an oddly simple, yet addictive, dance routine. Made by adidas and featuring a 100% polyester construction, you will feel as comfortable as possible while you stride into the 18 yard box or attempt to wrestle the Macarena title from Kaka.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to stand up and dance?it?s uncontrollable?HEY, MACARENA! Get your Real Madrid Jerseys and gear from SoccerPro right now!
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